Investment Criteria

Are you interested in exploring the sale of your business? HOLYCOW! is well capitalized allowing us to act quickly and decisively without outside financing or approval. We’re prepared to invest capital, resources, and expertise to facilitate growth while allowing current owners to transition to the next phases of their lives. If your business is out of the ordinary, poised for growth and would benefit from our expertise in marketing, creative services or capital, we would love to speak with you. Our processes are flexible, transparent, and entirely confidential.


$1 million to $10 million of revenue


  • Consumer Products
  • Imported Goods
  • Wholesale Distribution
  • B2B services
  • E-commerce
  • Boutique Manufacturing


  • Unique Products or Solutions
  • Branded product portfolio
  • History of successful sales relationships
  • Internationally sourced products
  • Out of the ordinary
  • High scalability